Gift for a gym mate
For the mate who re-racks.
Every gym has one. Puts the plates back. Wipes the bench. Waits their turn and never says a word about the tripod in the walkway.
Give them a tee that says it for them. Black, small HTT logo on the front, one clear line on the back. Printed to order in Brisbane.
Six safe bets
The lines most people nod at. No swearing, nothing about bodies: the joke is on the habit, never the person. Each design comes in Oversized and Standard fit.
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HEAVY WEIGHTS. SHORT PATIENCE.
Oversized $65Standard $60
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PUT YOUR WEIGHTS BACK. THAT'S YOUR FINAL SET.
Oversized $65Standard $60
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LIFT HEAVY. ACT DECENT.
Oversized $65Standard $60
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ARE YOU USING THAT, OR LIVING THERE?
Oversized $65Standard $60
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I'VE GOT HEADPHONES ON FOR A REASON.
Oversized $65Standard $60
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REPS BEFORE REELS.
Oversized $65Standard $60
Buying blind? Read this first.
Oversized runs big. If they wear a Large in a normal tee, a Medium oversized fits like a regular tee, and a Large gives the full boxy, dropped-shoulder look. Oversized comes in S to 3XL.
Standard fit is true to size. Buy their usual size. Standard comes in S to 5XL, so it has the widest size range.
Not sure? Lay one of their tees flat, measure across the chest armpit to armpit, and compare it with the size guide. Each tee is printed for your order, so we can't swap one for the wrong size.
- Oversized A$65Boxy, dropped shoulder, S to 3XL. Runs big.
- Standard A$60Regular fit, S to 5XL. Take your usual size.
- A$9.95 flat postagePer order, Australia-wide, tracked. Any number of tees.
- Printed in BrisbaneMade to order. Usually 6 to 10 business days to your door.
Gift questions
When do I need to order for Christmas?
Order by Monday 7 December 2026 for the best chance of delivery before 25 December. Every tee is printed to order in Brisbane and usually takes 6 to 10 business days from order to door. After 7 Dec we still print and post, but we can't promise a date. See Shipping.
How much is postage if I buy a few?
A$9.95 per order, Australia-wide, tracked. Order several tees and you pay postage once, even if they arrive in separate parcels.
What if I get the size wrong?
Because each tee is made for your order, we can't take one back for the wrong size or a change of mind, so check the size guide first. If the tee doesn't match our size chart or description, or it's faulty or misprinted, we fix it. See Returns.
Buying for the whole crew?
Order 10 or more items in one order and 10% comes off the item total at checkout (not postage). Mix any designs, fits and sizes.
Delivery times are estimates, not guarantees. Product images are digital mock-ups. Nothing here limits your rights under the Australian Consumer Law.